Wired

The lights went out; the power died. We had to call Con Ed. Three hours later, it was fixed And this is what they said: A squirrel on a wire outside Decided he would chew it. He took one bite and that was all It took for him to do it. The loss was 20 houses wide, All due to foolish chomping. That squirrel should have stuck to Just his daily feats of romping. Instead, our power up and died And all because a squirrel fried.