Windblown Rhapsody

(To be sang to the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen) Here's a wee warning. Eowyn is on his way. He'll blast round the UK. So now batten down the hatches. Lock up your house. Close all curtains now And hide! We are just human. They are the elements... Dark clouded skies Wind is strong Rain will batter All day long. We need our shelter Coz otherwise we'll all be blown away! Like debris. Warning! There's a red alert. All the gusts that travel past May be a hundred miles fast. Warning! Pets need protection. We don't want our animals to fly! Hours! That's how long. There will be damage. Be aware that fences aren't as rooted as trees! Make sure you stay inside. Any trips can wait. Make sure you stay inside. Snuggle up, keep cozy - Stay safe!