Charles Henderson Poet Rhyme

William Wallace-1305

Fit like? Foos yer doos?	How are you.  How are you getting along?
Dee yer av the news?		Have you heard the news?
Aye ! Woppin aint it?		Huge, isn’t it.
Pitched a fit !
They sai e larst is ed
a noo, dun’t mik foon o the dead
Quartered to the Auxters	armpits
‘ung as a tallyboggler		hanged as a scarecrow
dee ye ken?		Do you understand
Bloody houghin		revolting, vomit inducing
Aye, the crown is on a shooglie	the King’s position is wobbley
‘is erse is oot the windae	he wont get far acting like that 


© Oct 15 2010  Charles Henderson
    6 th in  Deb's Sistas contest

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Audrey Haick November 3, 2010 at 10:43 PM Congratulations on your win in the contest, Charles! Had I written an entry for the contest, I would have chosen this character also! ..Always, Audrey

Sara Kendrick November 1, 2010 at 4:32 PM Congratulations on your win..Sara

Carolyn Devonshire November 1, 2010 at 12:54 PM I had a hard time with this challenge, Charles, but you stepped up to the plate and hit a homer with this Braveheart poem. Congratulations on you well-deserved win in Deb's contest! Love, Carolyn

Dr.Ram Mehta November 1, 2010 at 5:18 AM Congratulations on thisn well deserved win, Charles

Debbie Guzzi October 31, 2010 at 5:09 PM Thanks so much for this interesting write. The results are up! Congrad's on your win! Light & Love

Audrey Haick October 19, 2010 at 5:17 PM 'Though I'm not Scottish nor a descendant of Scots, I admire William Wallace for his honesty, bravery, devotion and all the good qualities he had..He died because he had a "child-like" trust.. No matter, he's where he belongs for eternity. Good luck in the contest, Charles.. Love, Audrey

Dr.Ram Mehta October 17, 2010 at 3:47 PM Very wonderful and fantastic entry. Thanks for its translation, Charles

Nigel Fox October 17, 2010 at 12:52 PM Poor Willy dying with his guts hangin out at Smithfield, but at least a happy Scotch dream reachin England !! Ha Ha !