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Why Santa Rarely Visits Mauritania

Mauritania is a country to which I don't often go 'cos my name is Santa ~ Ho, ho, ho! 90% of its territory is in the Sahara Desert to survive the heat, I'd have to remove my shirt Which, no doubt, would cause a commotion mostly mine, having created an ocean of sweat, trickling down from my beard to my feet and, by the way: Anything in Mauritania for me to eat?

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Date: 4/26/2023 1:01:00 PM
you could always eat a sand-wich:)
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/26/2023 7:25:00 PM
hahahahaha!
Date: 4/25/2023 9:36:00 PM
No Sherry Dholl Puri.
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