why does he eat this crap

Grandpa Franken Monster did a cha cha cha
after he ate his breakfast- tomatoes and bacon raw
Why does he eat that crap? Asked his wife maw
They were at a restaurant during the Mardi Gras

The waitress said he is not the only one
I used to have a husband who ate bullets from his gun
Pica? I asked, thinking I knew something, just for fun.
No, he was insane, said this waitress, as is our son.
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