Why Can'T She Get Pregnant
Why Can’t She Get Pregnant
You’d like to have babies
But no babies you got
Your problem? Your undies
What’s under them’s hot
Your poor little swimmers
They’re kaput – they’re shot
What your mother won’t tell you
Your Uncle just might
When your swimmers get too hot
They just give up the fight
And buddy your undies
Are just too damn tight
They need to reside
In a much cooler space
So that when they’re released
To the eggs they will race
So give up your skivvies
Go commando awhile
When your simmers cool off
You’ll have babies that smile
Uncle Mike
A friend was wondering why he and his wife could not get pregnant - I offered him one trick to try (you might not believe this but I learned it from my mom).
Copyright © Mike Dailey | Year Posted 2013
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