Why Are You Stupid

Let me count the ways Idiots have nothing on you You run for miles from candy As you should because it is sweet Sweet is dangerous and idiots could Learn a lesson or two from you If they too weren't so stupid Why is the sky blue? Don't ask me ask stupid He or she or it knows everything Don't you have anything better to do Than to be reading something like this? Why are you doing that? Do you need the competition? Authors note: Hello! Hi there! Isn't it a lovely day? Authors disclaimer: Don't read this! Please! Pretty please with candy on top! Don't you realize how dangerous sweets can be?