Why Are You Stupid

Let me count the ways
Idiots have nothing on you
You run for miles from candy
As you should because it is sweet
Sweet is dangerous and idiots could
Learn a lesson or two from you
If they too weren't so stupid

Why is the sky blue?
Don't ask me ask stupid
He or she or it knows everything

Don't you have anything better to do
Than to be reading something like this?
Why are you doing that?
Do you need the competition? 


Authors note:  Hello!  Hi there!  Isn't it a lovely day?
Authors disclaimer:  Don't read this!  Please!  Pretty please with candy on top! Don't you realize how dangerous sweets can be?
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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