Who Was the Old Buzzard Trying To Court

The elderly root went a court’n today I saw him with a heart, as he went on his way I wondered who he was going to try to seduce. Could it be the old Tony Twins? They were way out of juice. He tipped his hat and gave me a wink. I know my face turned incredibly pink. How do you do, you adorable sweet pea! My goodness! This old buzzard was trying to court me!