Who Am I
Who am I? I wonder,
All out victory,
or embarrassing blunder,
Bi polar maybe,
The right hand throws and fights,
The left hand mostly writes,
Bi-lateral with ADHD,
You judge that on a stereotype,
You don’t think you do?
Tell me something other than,
I’m a hyperactive stupid type?
As you can see I’m happy confronting,
turn hostile when alphas start fronting,
I’ll take physical pain over mental,
But the ADHD makes me respond quick, with wit,
I use it to prevent the hit for hit,
almost always works except for a few pricks,
fist to the face in those rare cases,
only hit em when they’re standing,
hitting when they’re out on the floor is for disgraces,
pull em up and knock em down once more
so they know where their place is.
I played football, rugby and cricket,
that’s foot to ball football not soccer, sucker,
but I played in goal so it was ball to hand,
the face or even ball to balls football,
and then a few minutes rolling around on the floor
screaming "oh my gawd, hoor",
I’ve got a sense of humour,
it’s better than other humans humour
in that it makes me laugh
and theirs only makes them laugh,
and yes I’m daft,
how else do you have a laugh?
I’m from Bath and I voted BREXIT,
(remainers are now heading for the exit),
or stay with prejudice, I’m not racist,
except to my own race who don’t get pissed,
if you think I am for voting leave you’re a bigot,
and now I am too what an idiot,
but truth be told,
why vote for a political system when no one can get their head around it?
I didn’t vote the EU in but I voted it out,
how did it get in if no one voted?,
corrupt no doubt.
This is all tongue in cheek,
how else would you speak?
and I’ll leave you with this, I know I’m silly,
but when girls see me they say to each other,
"have you seen his big willy".
Copyright © Nick Trim | Year Posted 2019
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