White Goat

White Goat If you’re in an office where the budget is tight And there’s no toilet paper anywhere in your sight But you still have to go – now what will you do Sit back and relax I’ve a solution for you It’s called the “White Goat” and it’s made in Japan And it insures that you’ll always have paper at hand You feed 40 sheets of any paper you find Into the machine, several pages a time Thirty minutes or less and a roll will appear Perfectly made for the use on your rear The machine shreds to paper and water dissolves it Its thinned out and dried into rolls and you’ve solved it Each roll costs only nine or ten yen If you’re in the US that is 10 cents my friend The company claims that with regular use Sixty trees will be saved from the axe man’s abuse But here is the catch, the White Goat ain’t cheap One hundred thousand which may be too steep It is cheaper by far if when you leave your home You pack toilet paper to use as your own