Where's Mine

Where's my Henry Mallet? Where's my Dr Banner? We see all these great men all with a wonderful manner We see them on our TV's and on our cinema screens fantasy men with fantasy looks playing fantasy love scenes But sometimes don't you want it? want it to be with you? your very own Christian Grey or someone special to be with too Imagine you in her place not on the silver screen but a real life, just you and him living a real life fantasy dream Now turn away and see your day go back to the washing up dreaming still of your fantasy man as a dream is probably all your luck