Where Have All the Gurls Gone

Where have all the Gurls gone. Where have all the Gurls gone I see the cuties everyday out with Gorilla’s But I can’t even find one Who’s sane It’s not that I can’t pull them When they've been lazooed The only way I can keep them Is with super glue There must be something wrong Even though I wear a Lime green mankini and orange bobbly hat All day long My bed is empty My bank account too A female Chimp blew me kisses At the zoo seems I’m destined to lead a lonely life Without a ball and chain to call a wife I tried a dating site but to my dismay The First picture to pop up I only finished yesterday I used to have a harem In worksop years ago I’d lock the door So they couldn't go Until I couldn’t pay the landlord And he told me where to go I don’t ask for much Just a sex bob with lots of money I can make my slave And save me from An early grave so come on Ladies give me a chance I might even be nice have a wash And even try romance Well that’s what other men seem to do. Peter DomeCopyright2019.