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When When Then Yoga When Your downward dog is barking and Your cat pose is meowing and Your tree pose is swaying and Your cow pose is mooing and Your cobra pose is striking and Your sphinx pose is speaking and When Your child pose gets naughty and Your warrior one gets shot and Your warrior two goes down and Your corpse pose stiffens. Then Your yoga journey ends. NoelsArt Comments: This poem is dedicated to me, the world’s stiffest yoga dude. Namaste. FEEDBACK WELCOME

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Date: 12/3/2019 1:10:00 AM
lol.. Funny to read.. Good one..
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Date: 4/7/2019 11:08:00 PM
So funny! Will have to laugh every time I try yet another yoga class!
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Date: 4/8/2019 9:46:00 AM
Ingrid, I'm glad you liked this. Being round shaped yogi, I'm a bit laughable at yoga. But I enjoy it. Noel from NoelsArt
Date: 4/5/2019 9:03:00 PM
Noel, you are a riot and a half! Yoga..yuck for me Panagiota
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Date: 4/6/2019 8:52:00 AM
Panagiota, thanks for your feedback. My downward dog is always barking! Noel from NoelsArt
Date: 3/20/2019 9:06:00 PM
Used to do yoga regularly at the Integral Yoga Institute. Now I singed up for Tai Chi easy since I am 63 and cannot do such poses any more. I wish you well on your yogic journey. Namaste Matthew Anish
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Date: 3/21/2019 11:45:00 AM
Matthew, I'm 57. The yoga I do is relaxed, lots of bolsters, mats. This yoga fits me at this age. Noel from NoelsArt
Date: 3/18/2019 7:22:00 PM
Very funny poem and oh so true from a yoga dropout
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Date: 3/19/2019 6:09:00 AM
Thank you Miss Shimmer! Most of my work is light and funny. Noel from NoelsArt