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When When Then Yoga

When When Then Yoga

When
Your downward dog is barking and
Your cat pose is meowing and
Your tree pose is swaying and
Your cow pose is mooing and
Your cobra pose is striking and
Your sphinx pose is speaking and

When 
Your child pose gets naughty and
Your warrior one gets shot and
Your warrior two goes down and
Your corpse pose stiffens.

Then
Your yoga journey ends.

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Comments: This poem is dedicated to me, the world’s stiffest yoga dude.  Namaste.  FEEDBACK WELCOME



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Date: 12/3/2019 1:10:00 AM
lol.. Funny to read.. Good one..
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Date: 4/7/2019 11:08:00 PM
So funny! Will have to laugh every time I try yet another yoga class!
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Date: 4/8/2019 9:46:00 AM
Ingrid, I'm glad you liked this. Being round shaped yogi, I'm a bit laughable at yoga. But I enjoy it. Noel from NoelsArt
Date: 4/5/2019 9:03:00 PM
Noel, you are a riot and a half! Yoga..yuck for me Panagiota
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Date: 4/6/2019 8:52:00 AM
Panagiota, thanks for your feedback. My downward dog is always barking! Noel from NoelsArt
Date: 3/20/2019 9:06:00 PM
Used to do yoga regularly at the Integral Yoga Institute. Now I singed up for Tai Chi easy since I am 63 and cannot do such poses any more. I wish you well on your yogic journey. Namaste Matthew Anish
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Date: 3/21/2019 11:45:00 AM
Matthew, I'm 57. The yoga I do is relaxed, lots of bolsters, mats. This yoga fits me at this age. Noel from NoelsArt
Date: 3/18/2019 7:22:00 PM
Very funny poem and oh so true from a yoga dropout
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Date: 3/19/2019 6:09:00 AM
Thank you Miss Shimmer! Most of my work is light and funny. Noel from NoelsArt