When Virgins Emerge

When Virgins Emerge

Virgins dwell on celibacy when they emerge
Even though the agenda might stray to setting dynamite
To lighting candles, eating celery, and hanging everything in sight  
Displaying imaginary tiny toys and boys with strings and hooks
Around their necks as ornaments
Christmas trees come to mind 
Virgins begin to find their spirits under there
Surprises give thier rise to blossoming
All Incongruities abound and bounce
Like Easter bunnies, they multiply rapidly in Spring
Such women naturally adapt 
Are adept at math
Virgins lie and wait
If thoughts could think
Puritanical thoughts would starve for food
Suffocate from education
No need for birth control
Being pure of soul
No need for debate
Or hesitation concerning masturbation
Convenience stores will do just fine
When women explode into the universe
To find their feminine side
Unwind, have a smoke, a child or two 
Virgins don’t just converge, they merge with it
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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June 10, 2014 at 4:59 AM
Very deep and thought provoking write on virgins, Earl
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June 10, 2014 at 12:48 PM
Good afternoon Dr. Mehta, Thanks. Yes. I had to remove "When Virgins Converge" It had over 40 views on line here at Soup. I deleted it here and rewrote it several times to get it right...or at least to make it interesting. I'm pretty happy with it at this point I'm glade you found some merit to it. Thanks again. Earl
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June 10, 2014 at 2:47 AM
really enjoyed this clever write. Hugs Jan xxx loved the like about the easter bunnies lol
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June 10, 2014 at 12:52 PM
Hi Jadazzle, Thank you. I truly appreciate your taking an interest in my little poem and the funny bunnies too. Take care. Earl
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