What Is Your Educational Philosophy

What is your philosophy? The expert at work asked. He was putting on airs, and I simply wanted to pass. What are your educational theories and dichotomy? He demanded. I thought him arrogant and off-putting, and ever so highhanded. It was my first second at this school, not in the building yet. I was carrying six boxes, and holding two bags by their net. I prefer to keep my ideas firmly in my head, I told the silly man. Surely you have theories, he argued, without lifting a single hand. Yes, I certainly do, I thought but you are above rude and no help. I nodded and marched back to my car for my net and greenish kelp. Can’t hold the door, he told me, as he whisked in holding not a thing. Come and tell me your theories when you get time and everything.