What If

What if
 What if I was born a girl,
Being me, I’d not want boys,
I’d play football with the guys,
An shower with the gals.

I’d be checking out the other girls,
An complaining bout my blinking curls,
Won’t wear makeup for the world,
punch out the cheeky  guys.

Get myself into a flat,
Manly Lesbian, where I’m at,
Share a bed n snuggle up
With my exciting lady.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Taylor Avatar
June 9, 2011 at 4:20 PM
Sounds like a plan, my friend. Clever write. Enjoyed. Good luck. Ralph
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June 8, 2011 at 11:41 AM
rofl. This one had me chuckling all the way through. I liiiike. You're sure to make it in the contest. Good luck, Don.
Long Avatar
June 8, 2011 at 6:47 AM
this was very good, I liked where you took the contest to with this creative write. cory
Sweetheart Avatar
June 8, 2011 at 4:36 AM
interesting idea DON and created with flare and style luv.. enjoyed your What If for the contest.. good luck ..this is unique ..oh..
Nutter Avatar
June 8, 2011 at 3:07 AM
You are to funny, excellent poem, made me laugh. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0052U4O5U
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