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What if Alicia, Lost her Keys? Help me find them, Won't you please? What if Betty, Was never White? Never relax, Always uptight. What if Kid, Couldn't Rock? Maybe he could Be a jock. What if Kevin, Had no Bacon? He forgot he gave It to the Jamaican. What if Halle, Was never a Berry? Maybe the Tooth fairy. What if Busta, Couldn't rhyme? Maybe once Upon a time. What if Rock, Couldn't Roll? That's a heart Without a soul. What if Snoop, Lost his dog? It ran off In the fog. What if George, Wasn't a Bush? ZZ Top looking For some Tush. What if Ice, Was never a cube? It's like a girl, With no boob. What if Stevie, Had no wonder? It's like lightning Without the thunder. What if Barry, Didn't Bond? I know his wife Is a blonde. What if Al, Was never Green? No one would know Sight unseen. What if Jamie, Had a fox? It was stronger Then an Ox. What if Lucy, Lost her Ball? Then Ricky could have been Paul. What if Tailor, Isn't swift? I think you Get my drift. What if Anita, Was never a baker? Maybe she was A candle stick maker. What if Destiny, Was never a child? Maybe black Betty's Isn't wild. What if Biggie, we're really small? Maybe he would Grease the ball. What if Kayne, Never went West? No one has seen Him since his arrest. What if James, Wasn't Brown? Can you hear when There's no sound? What if Marvin, Was really Gay? Every dog has His day. What if Donald, Lost his Duck? Looks like he is Down on his luck. What if Slim, Isn't Shady? Dude, still looks Like a lady. What if Dora, Wasn't an explorer? Maybe she could work At the house of horror. What if Peter, Lost his Pan? Would he still be A ladies man? What if fifty, Lost his cent? Could he still Represent? What if Adele, Never rolled in the deep? Could she still Earn her keep? What if Bill, Had no Gate? Could he still Pull his weight? What if Kool Had no gang? Would he still Remain the same? What if Public, Had no enemy? Hello, are you Still with me? What if Andre, We're never a giant? Would he be More compliant? What if Bruno, Went to mars? Laughing out loud And smoking cigars. Turbo1904

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