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What If

What if Alicia,
 Lost her Keys?
   Help me find them,
 Won't you please?

   What if Betty,
 Was never White?
   Never relax,
 Always uptight.

   What if Kid,
 Couldn't Rock?
   Maybe he could
 Be a jock.

   What if Kevin,
 Had no Bacon?
   He forgot he gave
 It to the Jamaican.

   What if Halle,
 Was never a Berry?
   Maybe the 
 Tooth fairy.

   What if Busta,
 Couldn't rhyme?
   Maybe once 
 Upon a time.

   What if Rock,
 Couldn't Roll?
   That's a heart
 Without a soul.

   What if Snoop,
 Lost his dog?
   It ran off
 In the fog.

   What if George,
 Wasn't a Bush?
   ZZ Top looking
 For some Tush.

    What if Ice,
 Was never a cube?
   It's like a girl,
 With no boob.

   What if Stevie,
 Had no wonder?
   It's like lightning
 Without the thunder.

   What if Barry,
 Didn't Bond?
   I know his wife
 Is a blonde.

   What if Al,
 Was never Green?
   No one would know
 Sight unseen.

   What if Jamie,
 Had a fox?
   It was stronger
 Then an Ox.

   What if Lucy,
 Lost her Ball?
   Then Ricky could 
 have been Paul.

   What if Tailor,
 Isn't swift?
   I think you 
 Get my drift.

   What if Anita,
 Was never a baker?
   Maybe she was
 A candle stick maker.

   What if Destiny,
 Was never a child?
   Maybe black Betty's
 Isn't wild.

   What if Biggie,
 we're really small?
   Maybe he would
 Grease the ball.

   What if Kayne,
 Never went West?
   No one has seen
 Him since his arrest.

   What if James,
 Wasn't Brown?
   Can you hear when
 There's no sound?

   What if Marvin,
 Was really Gay?
   Every dog has 
 His day.

   What if Donald,
 Lost his Duck?
    Looks like he is
 Down on his luck.

   What if Slim,
 Isn't Shady?
   Dude, still looks
 Like a lady.

   What if Dora,
 Wasn't an explorer?
   Maybe she could work
 At the house of horror.

   What if Peter,
 Lost his Pan?
   Would he still be 
 A ladies man?

   What if fifty,
 Lost his cent?
   Could he still
 Represent?

   What if Adele,
 Never rolled in the deep?
   Could she still
 Earn her keep?

   What if Bill,
 Had no Gate?
   Could he still
 Pull his weight?

   What if Kool
 Had no gang?
   Would he still
 Remain the same?

   What if Public,
 Had no enemy?
   Hello, are you
 Still with me?

   What if Andre,
 We're never a giant?
   Would he be
 More compliant?

   What if Bruno,
 Went to mars?
   Laughing out loud
 And smoking cigars.

   Turbo1904

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