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Weight Watchers Paradise

Weight Watchers Paradise Lemon pies, with feathered wings, Floating in the sky, as the sun sits and glistens. Against their skin, yes the beautiful people, The ones who say, all that food is pure evil. The bright morning sun, kills off the dark blue night And shows us the way, to a weight watchers paradise. With cream filled donuts and chocolate gold bars, With the sponge cake motorways, full of jelly made motor cars. So super-size me, put me on the Elvis diet, I can’t talk right now, for I have to eat. Oh and don’t forget, to cut the bacon off my fat, I have no wish, to look anorexic. Big, fat and beautiful, look at me, All you jealous skinny girls, are only jealous of these. My two lethal weapons, that get me all I want, So take me to a Heaven, named McDonald's. With Burger Kings, feeding on Kentucky Fried Chickens, This tasty goodness, is so darn finger licking. Rabbit food? Don’t make me puke! I have no desire, to become bulimic. I’m not Princess Di, I have no wish to die, No I don’t love to watch, my cholesterol level rise; But I do love my sexy body and I do love my super-size. (C)2013 Aa Harvey. All Rights Reserved.

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Date: 3/5/2016 4:46:00 PM
Fabulous imagery I'm feeling hungry now ! Made me smile Aa as I am petite and have never eaten supersize or been on a diet - am just happy with the way I am:-) hugs jan xx
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Aa Harvey
Date: 3/6/2016 11:32:00 AM
Hugs back! Thank you. I am glad I made you smile.

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