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On Monday….. I grilled a grizzly groaning garoar Which I’d encountered glued to the floor So I’d taken it home So I wasn’t alone But now the poor thing is no more! On Tuesday….. I baked a bold bellied bereat Which I’d encountered squashed on a seat I did try to lend And make him my friend But of course in the end I had to eat! On Wednesday….. I fried a ferocious furry feremendoo Which I’d encountered swimming round me loo This chap made me smile But for only a while Then I found him so difficult to chew! On Thursday….. I poached a prickly patterned paragoof Which I’d encountered perched on me roof His feet were all funny His breath smelt of honey I’m sure that’s why he’s still stuck in me tooth! On Friday….. I roasted a rude rolling rackee Which I’d encountered whilst fishing at sea It’s skin was all hard I needn’t much lard And he still turned out lovely and crispy! On Saturday….. I woked a wiggly walking winnibower Which I’d encountered wondering just past noon hour He was covered in fleas Jabbering Chinese And by far the best companion of sweet and sour! On Sunday….. I steamed a silent stiggle sparan Which I’d encountered stuck fast to me gran I know at this rate I wont gain a mate But for sure I’ll always have a full pan! JD

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Date: 10/29/2008 7:19:00 AM
this is soooo cute, it made me chuckle, just what I needed this morning lol
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