Weekly Shop!
On Monday…..
I grilled a grizzly groaning garoar
Which I’d encountered glued to the floor
So I’d taken it home
So I wasn’t alone
But now the poor thing is no more!
On Tuesday…..
I baked a bold bellied bereat
Which I’d encountered squashed on a seat
I did try to lend
And make him my friend
But of course in the end I had to eat!
On Wednesday…..
I fried a ferocious furry feremendoo
Which I’d encountered swimming round me loo
This chap made me smile
But for only a while
Then I found him so difficult to chew!
On Thursday…..
I poached a prickly patterned paragoof
Which I’d encountered perched on me roof
His feet were all funny
His breath smelt of honey
I’m sure that’s why he’s still stuck in me tooth!
On Friday…..
I roasted a rude rolling rackee
Which I’d encountered whilst fishing at sea
It’s skin was all hard
I needn’t much lard
And he still turned out lovely and crispy!
On Saturday…..
I woked a wiggly walking winnibower
Which I’d encountered wondering just past noon hour
He was covered in fleas
Jabbering Chinese
And by far the best companion of sweet and sour!
On Sunday…..
I steamed a silent stiggle sparan
Which I’d encountered stuck fast to me gran
I know at this rate
I wont gain a mate
But for sure I’ll always have a full pan!
JD
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