Watch Your Winkie

This poem is for Pagunda Zahid who asked me
Write a poem before he is reluctantly, thrown out, 


A spoiled brat who’s lost his best teddy,
Sure he’s plotting to make trouble already,
An impolite, jealous, trouble making annoying fool,
Trying his hardest to overthrow the winner, not cool.
Accusing the election of being fraudulent, how dare he
Lost his balls, think his marbles have also shrunk to a pea,
Has many rallies where nobody wears a mask
Surely the law should take him to task,
Depression and anger has been said to affect a winkie
The senate might have to keep excusing him to take a tinkie!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020


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Date: 12/28/2020 12:56:00 PM
LOL, got a chuckle here
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Jennifer Proxenos
Date: 1/1/2021 10:24:00 AM
Hi Jack, Glad you got a chuckle Jack - well what more could i say about this man, he deserves what he gets. Happy New Year Jack, Blessings and hugs, Jennifer.
Date: 12/21/2020 2:02:00 PM
winkie ot twinky. that is the question. Great write. small marbles hmm. haha. rake care. Pete.
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Jennifer Proxenos
Date: 12/22/2020 5:31:00 AM
Lol, great comment, hope you are feeling good , may Christmas be blessed for you and may you always be safe and well. Hugs, Jennifer.
Date: 12/15/2020 5:51:00 AM
My recent Donald poem didn’t get much response so my guess is there are a lot of Trump supporters afoot. It amazes me I must say.
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Jennifer Proxenos
Date: 12/22/2020 5:36:00 AM
I can almost smell them Rick - it is unbelievable, the man has literally lost his marbles - excuse the pun - he got just over 70 million votes - WHY? A wonderful and blessed Christmas to you and your family my friend - I hope you all keep safe. Hugs, Jennifer.
Date: 12/12/2020 12:53:00 PM
Hi Jennifer, I for one am tired of the whole ordeal. This same system got him in office. But when it doesn't go in your favor, it’s flawed. Enjoyed your clever, witty and humorous write. Have a great day and weekend- Alexis
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Jennifer Proxenos
Date: 12/13/2020 4:36:00 AM
Alexis I am so enjoying your poetry, it is so down to earth and so real, and so exceptionally warm. Thank-you for your comment my friend - hope your weekend is going well. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
Date: 12/12/2020 8:10:00 AM
Perfect, I think you nailed Mushroom Dick to his wall with this humour filled write.
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Jennifer Proxenos
Date: 12/13/2020 4:39:00 AM
I hope so and glad you so also think so my friend. I think Mushroom Dick, (love the name), has some disciplinary surprises next year, at least I sincerely hope so! Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
Date: 12/11/2020 7:16:00 AM
I have to say that it is sad when you are watching the bullies win. I am sad that only 27 of his party have the integrity to congratulate the obvious winner of an election. Watching the integrity of this country go down the hill under the diabolical "premenopausal" dictator with the mind of a spoiled 3 year old brat makes me so mad, I want him in jail for the murder of 278,000 Americans. In short, I love this one.
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Jennifer Proxenos
Date: 12/13/2020 4:43:00 AM
Yup my friend now 300,000 Americans. I'm glad you love it, and so hope he is accountable when he comes out of office for his dictatorial attitude whilst in office. Thank-you for a lovely comment, Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
Date: 12/11/2020 7:09:00 AM
Witty thoughts within your verse... B R I L L I A N T! God bless you always
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Jennifer Proxenos
Date: 12/13/2020 4:44:00 AM
How are you Gina my friend, your comment is Brilliant and may you always be blessed also. Hugs Jennifer.
Date: 12/10/2020 8:42:00 PM
The man needs to grow up instead throwing a Childs temper tantrum because he didn't get his candy. Lovely hugs
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Jennifer Proxenos
Date: 12/13/2020 4:46:00 AM
So right you are Eve, but his days are now numbered, not that he thinks so! Thank you for a great comment. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
Date: 12/10/2020 7:27:00 PM
Hello Jennifer … the US voting system comes across as crazy to an outsider. He lost, so go on a long holiday where nobody lives. I wore a smile reading your verse Jennifer - Lindsay
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Jennifer Proxenos
Date: 12/13/2020 4:50:00 AM
Hi Lindsay yes the world is a little confused at the moment with two Presidents in Power, One who will legally become one, the other making the world believe the election was stolen from him and therefore a win. Glad you had a chuckle , a smile or a laugh. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
Date: 12/10/2020 1:53:00 PM
real strong piece but so very good Jennifer, many would echo your thougts!
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Jennifer Proxenos
Date: 12/13/2020 4:52:00 AM
Gordon, you are a wonderful friend and your continual support is always so appreciated as well as each of your comments. Thank-you for an awesome comment. Be well and safe. Hugs and blessings Jennifer.
Date: 12/10/2020 12:24:00 PM
love your thoughtful witty write, my friend
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Jennifer Proxenos
Date: 12/13/2020 4:54:00 AM
Thank-you Jack, very sweet and kind comment - I loved your poem about the eel. so clever and magically written. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
Date: 12/10/2020 12:08:00 PM
You powerfully slam with serious-humour, Jenny! It's about time this farce came to an end and life goes back to normal. I am sure the people have had enough of it. ~ Warm regards & Hugs // paul
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Jennifer Proxenos
Date: 12/13/2020 4:57:00 AM
Thank-you Paul, a lot more should be said of him but a waste of ink and effort. Once a fool, always a fool, he will never change no matter what he thinks of doing next. Thank-you for a lovely comment - warm regards and hugs, Jenny.
Date: 12/10/2020 10:20:00 AM
OmG Jennifer, really! We can imagine how much your muse like writing about him... Brilliant one! Lets pray for everything to be better and new in the new year... You write really well sweet Jennifer. Thank you for writing another one on ' you know who' ;)
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Jennifer Proxenos
Date: 12/13/2020 5:02:00 AM
And so do you my kind friend - your poetry is so unique, and beautifully creative. Glad you enjoyed this poem - next year, God willing Planet Earth will slowly go back to normality or whatever the new normal is and will be. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
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