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Watch Scotch Who Would Botch

after drinking scotch
what we did do was to watch
plan they had would botch

up efforts will boost
while we watched a chicken roost
that they always must

we would like to wish
always again and again
free us from our sin

fight with an ally
worst was fighting without them
would prefer the first

wonder which is worse
living a life of leisure
struggle until death

putin ounce by ounce
bad news and on will pounce
also try to trounce

they played a tom tom
had a lot of RAM and ROM
sounding like blasting bomb

did learn how to drive
were certain we would survive
then remain alive

never gave a hoot
we prefer to prosecute
finding all the loot

we had heard a bird
knew was totally absurd
liked her coffee stirred
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