Warrior In His Underpants Pt. Two

Now what I'm about to relate now Surprises me to this day It left my mouth agape I knew hardly what to say This guy admitted to these cops, Yes he had broken in He thought such a derlict home empty So it wasn't such a sin! I said, so that makes it legal to break down someone's door? Because you suspect No one lives there no more? (pardon the english!) At that the cops,they told me The poor fool was a bipolar So you see... That made it undestandable to everyone but me Really? I mocked in sarcasm, Than let me tell you now, I too am diagnosed bipolar So I guess than, that now somehow... I can break into my neighbors homes With nothing much to lose So therefore it's okay, If this is what i choose? The cops were not too pleased with me And this poor attitude I did show But somehow, at least I found out Something I had to know! I found out his name and later looked it up Knowing now where he lived I smiled like the grinch, "Oh, yup, yup. yup, yup, yup! But before this guy walked away Fancy free and feeling proud I managed just to say I wasn't too, too loud "Well, come 'on back anytime I'll be waiting for you I'm sure And when you enter my home After smashing another door I'll be sitting here a'grinning, My shotgun ready too I cant wait till I get a chance To welcome you at last, Just bear in mind, my friend This sight will be your last! In truth I had no gun But this he wouldn't know At least I got my point across Before they let him go!