Warlock Who Was Never Kissed

She is a red-headed witch he was told But she does have an interesting mind made of gold. Oh, sure. Smart but not pretty he thought. He was not a warlock easily bought. I’d pay for your supper they said with a wink. She probably was uglier than a Thanksgivings day sink. He hated being this way, but looks meant a lot. To this warlock who was more shallow than they had thought. No thanks he said, I am too busy washing my hair. He said it without malice, giving it not one more care. So he did not get a date, and his mouth was never kissed. If you look up at this photo, you will see what he missed.