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Want to Replace Gardenia with a Claw

My hat has a gardenia that refuses to behave. She throws a fit that would make a Neanderthal cave. I asked what she needed, what helps, what does she crave? She said she always wanted a close straight razor shave. But wouldn’t that hurt you as you are made of straw? She gave me a look that made my heart blanch and turn raw. A gardenia and yet, she is as abusive as a rabid jackdaw. I wish my hat had instead a dead rooster’s lifeless claw.

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Date: 6/10/2021 9:10:00 AM
So, how hard can it be to find a dead rooster? Wouldn't you be loverly, with a hat sporting a dead rooster's claw. I want to see that!
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Date: 6/11/2021 12:34:00 PM
You got that right!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 6/10/2021 8:34:00 PM
I have a feeling if there were two people who would get a kick out of it, I am looking at the other one.