Walmart Vacation

I wanted to take a trip to the south of France
But I couldn't Cause I ripped my pants
while I was running with the bulls in Spain
Now that was such a pain
Then someone suggest that I take a trip to the southsea
to watch the fish but I was to broke you see
I lost my job due to reducing cost
Now I just sit outside the walmart
24/7 it is a vacation all in it's self
There is pools in the garden center when the water system is on
You can find a movie on in the electronics and the air is always free
Plus free bathrooms and you can snack while you shop if you don't get caught
and I love to look at people from all over the world freaks and geeks come one 
come all to the greatest show on earth greathed at the WALMART!
Why you don't have to be smart to enter here at walmart 
The later it the hour the odder the crowd two leg and four leg and no legs at all
Sometimes I thing they don't even wear pants but I'm not lookn' nor telln'
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Bernard Avatar
August 24, 2014 at 8:19 PM
Thank ya'll so much for reading and if you like this check out whip cream is but a dream
Sietesantos Avatar
August 24, 2014 at 8:59 AM
Excellent, clever write that I enjoyed reading! Pandfita
Bernard Avatar
August 24, 2014 at 8:47 PM
If you like this ck out whip cream
Curtis Avatar
August 4, 2014 at 8:54 PM
Ah HuH, Walmart, by any other name, would be a Black Hole. Thanks Marla, for taking on a mega corporation us !
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