Virat Kohli

Virat..never ersatz..fat cat with the bat Look at record book stats in every format Kerching bling King of tats Vicious & pernicious in the ring The Kohli kidology psychology methodology thing Tit for tat,spit for spat,bit of chit chat Never ending..mind bending Rat a tat tat Doff your hat & all that Could only be Virat Parting platitude ”walking away with a heart full of gratitude” Could fashion such passion..imbued and renewed..never did ration Corking rude feud dude..talking..baulking Stalking..attitude at any altitude or latitude Memes about teams’ dreams out of kilter Holy moly Kohli pout filter Helter skelter belter..propensity for intensity & immensity Willow Warlock at war,shock & awe scores Another blinding,spellbinding run cascade No dull lull draws,just rapturous encores Flayed and slayed by his masterly blade Virat keep’s composure despite heaps of exposure Chiku knew he's in full view...film crew Media peeps.. seedier creeps queue Leader but still one of the boys Poise...no coy ploys despite the noise Petulant up for the fight..game reader..always right Never reluctant to be truculent Intransigent…belligerent yet diligent Gifted superstar lifted the bar…no one else on a par Move over.. for the incandescent…luminescent…iridescent supernova Going toe to toe with any foe…standing proud…gung ho Stealth in rude health…feathers ruffles Scuffles and kerfuffles..with the crowd Even sometimes himself..out loud Big hitter knew India had to get fitter Their fanatical flair babysitter Unique freak..demanding.. technique and physique The script..lets get ripped.. or reprimanding No more whim vim but vigour Hustle..muscle & bustle in every tussle The trigger...some gym rigour Could not be clearer...end of magic era No-one would a tragic badger hold dearer Fans' Peter Pan Talisman of Elan Kohli.. the first one man band brand Stopping Tests flopping..becoming bland. Virat gave the oldest format a hand Craved...saved and raved about his fave Both mentor and depraved grand tormentor As planned ...grandstand the Kohli brand In the frame engraved as top Hall of fame name In the most beloved sort Of this glorious sport Have we seen…has there ever been Fatter stat cat..old school yet new cool batter That knew chatter splatter..did matter So let’s flatter the viral Virat natter...pitter patter spiral Tribal bible revival & survival Which no-one can rival The game's ultimate mad hatter