Virat Kohli

Virat..never ersatz..fat cat with the bat

Look at record book stats in every format

Kerching bling King of tats

Vicious & pernicious in the ring

Kohli kidology methodology thing


Tit for tat..spit for spat

Bit of chit chat

Never ending..mind bending

No caveat..rat a tat tat

Doff your hat & all that

Could only be Virat


Parting platitude ”walking away with a heart full of gratitude”

Could fashion such passion..imbued and renewed..never did ration

Corking rude feud dude..talking..baulking

Stalking..attitude at any altitude or latitude


Memes about teams’ dreams out of kilter

Holy moly Kohli pout filter

Helter skelter belter..propensity for intensity & immensity

Willow Warlock at war

Shock & awe scores

Another blinding

Spellbinding run cascade

No dull lull draws

Just rapturous encores

Flayed and slayed by his masterly blade


Virat keeps composure despite heaps of exposure

Chiku knew he's in full view

Media..film crew queue

Leader but still one of the boys

Poise..no coy ploys.. despite the noise

Petulant up for the fight

Game reader..always right

Never reluctant to be truculent

Intransigent,belligerent yet diligent

Gifted superstar lifted the bar

No one else on a par


Move over for the incandescent

Luminescent…iridescent supernova

Going toe to toe with any foe

Standing proud…gung ho


Stealth in rude health..feathers ruffles

Scuffles and kerfuffles with the crowd

Even sometimes himself..out loud


Big hitter knew India had to get fitter

Their fanatical flair babysitter

Unique freak..demanding..technique and physique

The script..lets get ripped..or reprimanding

No more whim vim but vigour

Hustle..muscle & bustle in every tussle

The trigger...some gym rigour


Could not be clearer...end of magic era

Fans' Peter Pan Talisman of Elan

No-one would a tragic badger hold dearer


Kohli.. first one man band brand

Stopping Tests flopping..becoming bland.

Virat gave the oldest format a hand

Craved...saved and raved about his fave

Both mentor and depraved grand tormentor

As planned ...grandstand the Kohli brand


In the frame engraved as top

Hall of fame name

In the most beloved sort

Of this glorious sport


Have we seen…has there ever been

Fatter stat cat..old school yet new cool batter

Viral Virat spiral

Tribal bible revival & survival

Which no-one can rival 


The game's ultimate mad hatter
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