Venetian Blinds

I wonder if the homes in Venice
Have Venetian blinds;
Or if their window panes are topped
With shades of different kinds?

Are English muffins eaten
By the British with their tea?
Would Parisians recognize French toast?
I doubt they’d answer “Oui!”

If, in Amsterdam, I told you
That our meal would be Dutch treat,
Would a local understand we’d split
The cost of what we’d eat?

I’d be curious, in Leningrad,
If folks would start to sweat,
If I pulled a gun, suggesting
That we play Russian roulette?

In Istanbul, perhaps they’d think
That I was rather daffy
If I visited each candy shop
In search of Turkish taffy.

To Americans, such adjectives
Are charming and unique,
But I wonder if, to foreigners,
They might seem tongue-in-cheek.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Dietrich Avatar
March 11, 2012 at 1:10 AM
hmmm, those are great questions you pose. I really enjoy this light entertaining kind of poetry. Awesome!
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
March 10, 2012 at 1:27 AM
Love this one still laughing xx Thanks for your lovley comments sorry if I am missing some of your works but life has a nasty habit of getting in the way xx
Amadore Avatar
March 9, 2012 at 7:08 PM
Thoughtful and very entertaining...good work!
Dailey Avatar
March 9, 2012 at 5:32 PM
Love it! Mike
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