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Vampirific

No one tells
(I should stop here)
…of shadows in the alleyways
believe me…
(you should)
that the fangs come out
at night
(never during the day)

i have to say
(you should too)
that the movies are too trite
with blood
no guts

no gusto by the way
no great romance
of happenstance
well one or two
(perhaps)

dark shadows was classic
twilight, a scream

a handsome stranger
rings the bell
he’s a bit pale
charms you to
your bones

she is young and beautiful 
sees her reflection
nothing more

she should wear a cross
or douse herself in garlic
(but maybe he likes garlic
with his meal)

her dad’s loading silver bullets
in his revolver (perhaps he’s
a taste for murder)

there’s a coffin sitting in the driveway
her dad smiles. he can put that to some use

or get his goose cooked
(you see,
he didn’t see the stranger
creeping up his way)

the vampire had no use for his superpowers 
just knocked good old dad out

the gal’s already knocked up
with two holes in her jugular vein

(didn’t see it happen?)
perhaps you paid too much
attention to the dad

and now he has you in his sights
but you won’t have time
to turn and run
you can’t win this race

no one tells
a deadman’s tale

mind you, it’s all just…
speculation

8/19/2022
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Wolf Avatar
August 20, 2022 at 7:39 PM
You should tell this story to the Bidens in the White House on Halloween. Maybe it will scare them both... to death. ~ 'Wishin and a-hopin', gw
Rodrigues Avatar
August 21, 2022 at 10:12 AM
It would scare me to be with the Bidens in the White House on Halloween. Who knows what skeletons they’re hiding! Really they would be scared as I would be bringing the Spirit of God with me. Should we go paper their yard…lol! ;)
Cholt Avatar
August 19, 2022 at 4:56 PM
Enjoyed this very much. A great sense of playful fun in retrospect.
Rodrigues Avatar
August 19, 2022 at 6:22 PM
Thanks! Had fun writing it. Watch your back ;)
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