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Valentines Shmalentine

I'm indulging myself by re-posting this poem from 2017 because it cracks me up and I thought we might laugh together Oh, no, he best not patronize me on Valentines. If I must dramatize appreciation, I shall agonize. Each year, he thinks chocolates will rationalize spending his time guarding the sofa so it won’t rise, while my cooking and housework threaten to paralyze all I am behind my victimized and exhausted eyes. Unless he bears one, one way ticket for me to paradise or procures a gift he ingests that will tranquilize, he can stuff candy hearts in his behind so gelintized. The last time I fell for that darned, deceiving cupid I committed to him and living my life forever stupid. ... CayCay February 2017

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Date: 9/20/2022 9:44:00 PM
Lol! Was going thru your writes and this one caught my funny bone! Enjoyed:)
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Date: 3/8/2022 9:50:00 AM
A very late Valentine's Day Wish. This is way toooooooo funny. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it. Have a blessed day.............
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Date: 2/16/2022 2:40:00 PM
"spending his time guarding the sofa so it won’t rise" - This line is fire!! I wish this Valentine turns out to be fair enough soon.
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Date: 2/7/2022 3:36:00 AM
Good one CAyCay...that final couplet...
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Date: 2/6/2022 7:40:00 PM
I just LOVE the title, CayCay -- and the whole poem as well... Your Valentine Shmalentine must have bleeding hearts (instead of candy hearts) coming out of his derriere by now. lol. (Soup mail, please). Laughter and Levity, Gershon
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