used to dance and sing

I used to be able to dance and sing Seventy-one has a different ring My ankles are screaming in pain right now Teeth are cracked and broken, cannot eat cow Would walk with a limp if I thought I could Cannot see street signs police say that I should Sitting in my chair passing lots of gas Invited to go out? Thanks; I’ll take a pass. Lost lots of good friends who were worse than me Shake like an earthquake when I have coffee Count me out there are alligators there I will stay alive holding down this chair