University's Rif And Raf
Rif and Raf
Had a wrath
Both drew ice-cold bubbling baths
Soothing the whiff
Starting the tiff
Not ending as a morgue stiff
It sure stinks around here
Should be foaming with cheer
Wishing fraternity guys were here
Until a spear
Surfed their beer
“What the heck!
Rif, go out and check
Who is trying to lynch our neck?”
Rif stood there
Energized from the scare
Feeling the luring stare
“Can you sprint a dash?
I will give you a couple bucks cash,”
Offered a mysterious fellow
Turning Rif mellow
“Who are you?
Voyeuren honestly rude
Watching our pity patty feud
Not expecting any unsolicited guests
Wanting to glance at our sorority final exam tests”
“Cameras are rolling
You may want to get going
This is your big scene
Let out that scream
Making you a Queen
Due to the psycho fiend”
When production is done
Rif and Raf will continue their fun
Knowing the run
Will make teenage boys return
Despite their characters filling an urn
Ashes retrieved after an exotic night
Concluding when they lost the combative fight
Earning film credit
Acknowledging the one that gets it
In the end
Just as the writer penned
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