Unicorn In a Bag

Unicorn in a bag A long, long time ago In a land as black as pitch An unholy alliance was formed Between a Wizard and a Witch No one dare try rival them In there castle way up high The magic that they conjured Even Satan could not vie Until one night out on a hill The Wizard heard an evil shrill The Witch’s screams were all in vain By a Unicorn she had been slain The Wizard swore upon this day “All Unicorns I swear Ill slay” He would capture them one by one And kill them all till there are none Knowing to hunt a beast of light It must be done on the darkest night For alone these beasts he could not best So he’ll do the deed while they do rest Using his magic he tracked the beast The trail he followed lead to the east There in a cave on a mountain side The battle began and the Unicorn died Now on his belt he carries a bag In it a horn that is wrapped in a rag The first of many has fell to his hand His quest just begun as he travels the land So if you see an evil old man Carring a box, a bag and a can Move away quickly give him wide birth For he is the most powerful Wizard on earth By Mr. E. Jones