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J.B. Pritzker is the Governor of the great state of Illinois.

Undressing J B Pritzker

     He’s certainly not pregnant
        doesn’t have a beer belly
     So, why does his stomach
        wiggle like jelly

     Only thing I can think of...
        While stopping counting calories
     may boost his self-love ~
        it does nothing for ‘healthy.gov’
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Mckeithan Avatar
June 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
LOL Gershon. To me he is a left wing nut case-a spoiled rich kid. Too many greasy hamburgers
Godwin Avatar
June 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This is very clever but I have to admit I'm ignorant about this person, I'm here to direct you to soup mail. Love, CayCay
Rodrigues Avatar
June 22, 2025 at 11:00 AM
LOL!
Etgen-Baker Avatar
June 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
comical, witty, and honest. He reminds me of Governor Christy.
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