Unconditional Love

I guess to claim you love unconditionally means you would never tweet that you only sat beside FAT american women while traveling? Or asking women for pictures and making sure they do not require t shirts to make love? WOW sounds unconditional both those types of comments doesn't it? Or handing out diets to every woman who is overweight? Very unconditional!!! too much for me to handle all that unconditional love... Not to mention, is this outside of Gods conditions?