Ugly Poop

I cheerfully headed for the beach one July noon, being very anxious and much adventurous; what I witnessed encountering that fat raccoon, can't be mentioned...it is short of stupendous! I strolled down the busy boardwalk too pale without a tan, looking neat and clean but not being aware of the surroundings, of those seagulls with thick feathers feeding from a tuna can; the red-faced boy shouted, " Look out for the smelly droppings! " I kept walking eating my ice cream not hearing wings swoop, then I felt something hit me with an unpleasant smell, " Who squirted this liquid can go to hell! " as I slipped and fell; " Sir, I warned you, this beach is polluted with ugly poop! "