Two church mice

Two church mice scurried along, rolling their dice and squeaking a song.. The congregation gathered, This day it drew a throng. The little mice quickly hid as the church bells gonged.. The sermon began. People seated in the pews. All rose to sing a hymn and sat again for church news.. The sermon was on "the good shepherd and his flock." Suddenly a partitioner screamed and every one had a shock, as the two church mice climbed into the pastor's frock..