Twisted and Medieval

The prince cracked an egg and out came a frog The princess showed some leg and became a pollywog The king cut his hand and out came some gold And the queen of the land just kept getting old There's a dragon breathing heavy inside of a cave And a damsel crying softly waiting to be saved A knight is climbing a cliff with his sword ready The wizard and the friar are keeping everyone steady Another victim has fallen into the gaping maw Having plucked the petals of a devil's claw The jester in the court whistles a little tune While the town drunk sips from a giant tablespoon