Turkey Gabble

Again 'tis that time of year when I must evade that cruel axe! With the thought of my neck on the choppin' block I jes' cain't relax! How about a goose or duck to complement yer pies, beans and peas, Or yer grandma's meatloaf to go with them sweet pertaters if you please! I certainly ain't got nothin' to celebrate and be thankful fer, And with that my cousins, brothers and uncles fully concur! I pray you'll find other victuals in which to stab yer knife and fork. May I respectully suggest that you eat more beef, feesh and pork! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired © All Rights Reserved