Tsongsul

Tsongsul

A Korean drink called Tsongsul
Translates as “Feces Wine”
Not listed in the guide books
But locals say it’s fine
We asked a local vendor
“Could I make this at home?”
The vendor said “it’s possible
I make my very own
I bake poop in my oven
250 for 30 minutes
I use mine and my kids poop
So there’s a little of us that’s in it
Cat bones give it flavor
Ash tree calms your nerve
Soaked in a pit with alcohol
Three months and then I serve
It’s a brown and quite clear liquid
That doesn’t smell at all
Perfected over centuries
And sold in my road-side stall”
Now I didn’t say we drank it
Or described its earthy taste
But leave it to Koreans
To not waste even waste

Anyone for drinks?
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Bauer Avatar
January 10, 2013 at 5:56 PM
all i can say to this one is eeeeewww! (your rhymes are great, though!)
Dailey Avatar
January 10, 2013 at 6:00 PM
Are you trying to say that "waste is a terrible thing to mine" in a poem?
A   Avatar
January 10, 2013 at 4:50 PM
lol.... Mike... i guess that is the best way to do it...leave no trace of waste.... wow.... entertaining ...pd
Dailey Avatar
January 10, 2013 at 6:02 PM
Waste not - want not - make due with poo
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