Trying To Avoid That Frog Thing
walking
along not
a prince nor
a thief but a man
i ran
upon a
sleeping
beauty of a
wow
what a
woman
very oo la la
but having
read of such
things as a child
i slipped under the
caution
tape and
made straight
for this maiden's
face but
knew not
on her lips
to kiss and so
looking
for any last
boobie traps
seeing none i
placed
a single
kiss on the
tip of her nose
not one
thing nada
nothing occurred
so i poked her with a
stick
trying as
i did to wake
her from slumber
not
noticing
or noting that
my legs only my
legs
were of
that of a
frog and so
hopping
away back
home i avoided
French restaurants
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