Keith D Trestrail Poet Lyric

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Everyone loves a Christmas carol. Oh, what a difference a year makes. No more addled babbling buffoon in the White House. No more queens and queers frolicking around in their rainbow colours. Dignity and Christian values have been restored. The autopen administration is now the ghost of creepy Christmas past!

 

 

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Trump’s Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
the President gave to me
a safe and secure border
and a great gift for the country

On the second day of Christmas
the President gave to me
a giant boot up NATO’s ass
and a great kick for the country

On the third day of Christmas
the President gave to me
a reality check for Zelensky
and a great sign for the country

On the fourth day of Christmas
the President gave to me
no dudes in women’s spaces
and a great law for the country

On the fifth day of Christmas
the President gave to me
a climate apocalypse myth bust
and a great truth for the country

On the sixth day of Christmas
the President gave to me
rampant crime slashed in D.C.
and a great lift for the country

On the seventh day of Christmas
the President gave to me
2.5 million Biden illegals deported
and a great purge for the country

On the eighth day of Christmas
the President gave to me
bunker busters for the Ayatollah
and a great win for the country

On the ninth day of Christmas
the President gave to me
peace in the Middle-East
and a great day for the country

On the tenth day of Christmas
the President gave to me
zero tolerance for Jew hatred 
and a great example for the country

On the eleventh day of Christmas
the President gave to me
narco terrorist boats blown up, yay
and a great job for the country

On the twelfth day of Christmas
the President gave to me
a big beautiful ballroom
and a great hall for the country!


   Written: December 2025

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Joe Maverick April 7, 2026 at 12:06 PM I observe a great many differences yet Also contradictions..Its the same in all Power positions in the icc they are apparantly after neten-ya-who.' Yet the Same court out a warrant on putin..Both on different sides of the fence.' zeleno's still at large scoros them in a rare moment tump says there Is an amorphus group of really nasty People..Which i have often thought..and they control him..so he is like the icc.' Its all a mad game Keith.'

Becca Teagan January 17, 2026 at 1:53 PM Haha Keith this is great! So jazzy, and so many truths! Well done, my friend, well done. Keith D Trestrail January 17, 2026 at 7:32 PM Thanks Becs. Lovely to see ya. Happy new year, girl.

Arlo Parker December 23, 2025 at 9:57 AM 12 days of Santa Trump....Need 1 day of Baby Jesus!!!! Merry Christmas, Lad. Keith D Trestrail December 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM Everyday is Christmas with Trump. The gift that just keeps on giving. This time last year Biden had what looked like Pride Month dancers frolicking around the White House doing their interpretation of The Nutcracker. It looked like something out of Priscilla Queen of the Desert. It made a mockery of Christmas. How things have changed. Merry Christmas to ya, Anchorman!