Truly Fake Rolex

When I was still in the company's rank and file, my 'rolex pearl perpetual' made some people smile. They said I was duped and cooked in a swindler's deal, but jewelers' swore my late grandpa's watch was real. They bought it for quite a fortune, I'm now the boss. For fun, I wear a rolex fake, but I'm at a loss. Why, those who used to smirk at me enviously watch this cheap thing on my wrist like it's a fabulous catch !