Tried and True

I’ve never heard a podcast, Which reveals that I am old. I don’t know how to stream one (And don’t want to, truth be told). I’ve never paid with Venmo And the same applies to Zelle. My credit cards and checks or cash Have served me very well. My doorbell has no camera And my house has no alarm And so far, lacking both, I haven’t come to any harm. If you stop by for some coffee, You must wait until it perks Since I’m happily old-fashioned, For the tried and true still works.