Trick or Treat

It’s almost Halloween. Pumpkin spice and everything in between. Skeleton decorations. Getting ready for celebrations. Sadly, I’m too old to trick or treat. But I still want something sweet. At the store, I pick up a cake. Something premade, I don’t have to bake. I wasn’t invited, so I’m sour. I order pizza, it will be an hour. A trick or treater knocks at the door. Giving out candy feels like a chore. What am I supposed to be? Kid, just take the candy! I throw in extra candy, if he tells his friends- That I am an evil witch and it’s not pretend!