Charlie Knowlton Poet List

Top 10 Things My Cat Has Said To Me

#10...   "The dog did it."

                    #9…     "Go ask the Vet. That`s what we do,...Sleep all day and 
                               scratch furniture."

                    #8…     " It`s a bird…Where else was I supposed to                     
                               bring it?"
                              
                    #7...    "Roll over?…You`re kidding me right?"
                                                                      
                    #6...    "Psst!...Wanna do some nip?"

                    #5…    "You know what would go good with the couch and love 
                                seat?...A canary and some gold fish."
                              
                    #4…    "So I missed!…Maybe you should clean it out more 
                                often,"
                               
                    #3…    "Pay attention!... For the last time…It`s 5 tuna, 6 
                                chicken, 3 liver, and a mixed seafood."                           

                    #2…   " I could just kill for some fresh mouse."

                    And the #1  thing my cat has said to me is…

                   "Are you sure your an Egyption?       "

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Brandy Nicole March 30, 2020 at 8:39 PM Cute!! :) Cats are clever creatures, aren't they? Hmm, who knows what the cat will say next.. Thanks for the smile. :) Brandy Charlie Knowlton March 30, 2020 at 9:30 PM Thank you for reading and your response Brandy. Always appreciated.

Caren Krutsinger March 27, 2020 at 4:30 PM This is not even written by you; it is written by your cat. Anyone can tell this. Charlie Knowlton March 27, 2020 at 7:17 PM If they could read and write. Thanks Caren. You must have a cat.

Susan Ashley March 4, 2020 at 9:28 PM Haha! Of course, a cat means what it says and says what it means.. Your kitty's comments made me giggle... A witty and wonderful poem, Charlie. Warmest wishes always.. ~Susan Charlie Knowlton March 5, 2020 at 2:53 AM Thank you Susan, for reading and liking and taking time to comment.

Darlene De Beaulieu February 27, 2020 at 6:15 PM Hello Charlie Knowlton, as I read this poem i smiled. Enjoy your evening my friend. Charlie Knowlton February 28, 2020 at 3:57 AM Thank you Darlene and you as well.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart February 27, 2020 at 2:21 PM Sounds about right. Ten reasons to have just a canary and goldfish ;), (and a dog) xomo! Charlie Knowlton February 27, 2020 at 3:05 PM Thank you!…I don`t really have a cat but my ex did so I wrote it from experience. Top 10 lists are fun…If only Letterman was still on.

Robert L. Hinshaw February 26, 2020 at 2:57 PM Great write, Charlie! I have a dear old cat named Jeff. One comment I've picked up from him is: "Hey, I'm the boss around here now get out of my chair!" Charlie Knowlton February 26, 2020 at 3:05 PM Thank you Robert for reading, liking, and responding…If you have`t read it you may enjoy my " Top 10 things my dogs have never said to me." I thank you again…Happy poeming.

Line Gauthier February 26, 2020 at 2:44 PM Would go viral on internet. A FAVE for me, Charlie. Charlie Knowlton February 26, 2020 at 3:08 PM Thank you Line…Got tired of throwing haikus against the wall and sweeping `em up the last couple of days so decided to change direction for a bit. I think you know how much I value your critique.

Jan Allison February 26, 2020 at 2:03 PM Hilarious Charlie I had a real giggle at this:-) hugs Jan xx Charlie Knowlton February 26, 2020 at 2:06 PM Thank you Jan!... I thought it only fair to write one for cat lovers. I appreciate you following me.