TOONNTOWN LOVERS
TOONTOWN LOVERS
OLD FOGHORN LEGHORN, HE’S TRYING TO RAP TO THIS CHICK NAMED MISS PRISSEY. HE HIDES HIS TRUE INTENT BY TELLING HER THAT HER SON IS A SISSEY.
HE’S GOING TO STRAIGHTEN HIM OUT, HE TELLS HER EVERYTHING WILL BE O.K. THE BOY SEES IT DIFFERENTLY, LAYS HIM TO WASTE AND THEN GOES ON HIS WAY.
OLD FOGHORN, HE’S A GOOD OLD BOY BUT HIS MOUTH ALWAYS GETS HIM IN TROUBLE. HIS PLOTS AND SCHEMES COME TUMBLING DOWN AND HE ALWAYS END UP IN THE RUBBLE.
I COULD LIVE IN COOLWORLD WHERE IT’S ANIMATION DOMINATION. IT WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE THAN WHAT’S REALLY GOING ON IN THIS NATION. IT’S FILLED WITH LOVE STORIES THAT HAVE A COMICAL END. SOUNDS BETTER THAN WHAT WE CALL REALITY MY FRIEND.
BETTY BOOP, TALK ABOUT OLD SCHOOL, SHE WOULD REALLY LAY IT OUT IN BLACK AND WHITE. THIS LITTLE GIRL FOLLOWED THE GOLDEN RULE AS SHE MADE HER WAY THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
SHE WAS THE REASON THAT ALL THE WOLVES WOULD HOWL AND WHISTLE. I HEARD WILEY COYOTE ONCE CHASED HER DOWN STRAPPED TO A MISSLE.
TODAY WE HAVE ADULT CARTOONS, EVEN A NETWORK CALLED ADULT SWIM. WE KNOW THAT BETTY WAS THE FIRST AND IF COMPARED TO THE OTHERS, THEY WOULD DIM.
BETTY IS MY GIRL FOREVER, I’LL FORGET HER NEVER, SHE’LL ALWAYS BE MY QUEEN. EIGHTY YEARS HAVE PASSED, THE GOOD ONES LAST, SHE STILL COULD MAKE THE SEEN.
I COULD LIVE IN COOLWORLD WHERE IT’S ANIMATION DOMINATION. IT WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE THAN WHAT’S REALLY GOING ON IN THIS NATION. IT’S FILLED WITH LOVE STORIES THAT HAVE A COMICAL END. SURE SOUNDS BETTER THAN WHAT WE CALL REALITY MY FRIEND.
DONALD DUCK LOVED DAISEY DUCK, THEY WERE DISNEYS’ FAVORITE COUPLE DONALD WOULD SQUAK AND BOUNCE OFF THE WALLS AND DAISEY, SHE WAS SO SUPPLE.
NOW THERE’S TROUBLE IN PARADISE, EVEN IF IT IS DISNEY LAND. DONALD, HE JUST LOST IT AND SHOWED DAISEY THE BACK OF HIS HAND.
NO GIRL WANTS TO LIVE WITH A GUY WHO CAN’T KEEP HIS TEMPER IN CHECK. SHE TRIED TO STAY WITH HIM BUT THAT ONLY MADE HER A NERVOUS WRECK. DONALD WENT TO COURT BUT HE JUST COULD NOT CONTAIN HIMSELF AND HE LOST IT. DAISEY WON HER CASE AND LEFT WITH ALL HIS DUCKIES IN HER MITT.
I COULD LIVE IN COOLWORLD WHERE IT’S ANIMATION DOMINATION. IT WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE THAN WHAT’S REALLY GOING ON IN THIS NATION. IT’S FILLED WITH LOVE STORIES THAT HAVE A COMICAL END. SURE SOUNDS BETTER THAN WHAT WE CALL REALITY MY FRIEND.
YOU THINK YOU’VE SEEN DISFUNCTION IN TOONTOWN? WELL, I’M GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT SOMEONE HONEY. IT’S THE ORIGINAL ODD COUPLE, THAT WOULD BE ELMER FUDD AND BUGS BUNNY.
TALK ABOUT A LOVE-HATE RELATIONSHIP, YOU COULD WRITE A BOOK ABOUT THESE TWO. ONE MINUTE ELMER’S CRYING BECAUSE HE SHOT HIM, THE NEXT MINUTE HE’S MAKING HIM INTO A STEW.
WHEN SNEAKING THROUGH THE WOODS ELMER SAYS” I’M HUNTING FOR WABBITS’. HE DOES THIS WITH A GREAT SENSE OF ELATION BUT WHEN HE FINDS HIM, HE JUST CAN’T SHOOT HIM, HE HAS TOO MANY RESERVATIONS.
WHAT’S UP DOCK, THAT SEEMS TO BE THAT BUNNYS’ LOVE CALL. YOU KNOW THAT ELMER WILL LISTEN EVERYTIME, HE ALWAYSTAKES THE FALL.
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