Tonight's Trainwreck

For the shock and amusement of all today, coming to us live on the information highway our hero's put his sickness on display so we may dine on his feet of clay We judge, we laugh, we shake our heads as we shuffle off to our comfy beds feeling good it's not us instead that the bloggers will begin to shred By the grace of God, it's him, not you for his disease, it misses very few which hero will be the next on deck to be the internet's new train wreck?