Tom's Super Quiz Poet's Contest

Okay folks, here we go: Super Quiz Contest; Part One: First one to accumulate 25 points total for all parts, wins.... 1) Make a 6 line poem incorporating the following 6 words, or phrases" (I will provide one bonus word to provide you a bit of choice) . Use verse libre', rhyme, or burlesque, but I'd suggest burlesque, as that form has more value here.- the words are "waffle", "roller skate", "Latex semi-gloss paint" "bench press" "coal bin" and "police siren" ; 10 points max value. Humorous poems for above (burlesque) can accumulate up to 10 bonus points. Remember, the poem should make some sort of explainable convoluted sense, at least in the crazy tom way. 2)Part two; Answer correctly the following riddle/quiz; "I sound like a part of you, and I'd never speak of you a'foul...but sometimes I stretch out- and make others howl. One clue will be posted each day, starting on the second day- up to 5 clues max.; but each day the values decline by 1 point...Contest entries accepted up till midnite of Sunday night, Oct 14. Winner, if any, will be announced following day, if prize has not been won already... May the best man, or woman, win...Based on past results, I'd say watch out for Shar-she usually wins these, although this one is tougher than most. So best luck to all. Winner will be granted a custom poem by me based on any one word you choose- name, thing, etc. I may ask up to 1 1 word clue,if I need, one brief question of clarification... The judge's word is final...(yes, mine!!, being married 2 times, that'll be a new experience...). And everyone is welcome to comment on other entries, so long as appropriate respect and clean language is abided to. Good Luck!!!! tom bell