Toilet Gnome Fertilizes Flowers
Toilet gnome readily fertilized the flowers
It was his utmost special favorite of powers
They are the most gorgeous florals you’ll see
Exotic and erotic – toilet gnome’s specialty.
Elves, faeries and gargoyles came for miles.
To see his flowers and his terrific smiles.
He was a gnome who knew what to do.
His flowers were a delight in rainbow hue.
A couple of female gnomes gave him a wink.
This put him in a great mood – incredibly pink.
He did not follow – he could not leave his post.
He has the best toilet of flowers; his parents now boast.
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