To Sylvia

So, you wish to continue your pissing contest with me.
Very well, send more foul comments my way. Please feel free.
You're only exposing to all your dirty laundry,
revealing as well your obvious insecurity.
You know in your heart that you wish you were me,
but more to the point, you wish you were WITH me.
You're a miserable woman living a miserable life.
Are you married? If so, who did you pay to take you as a wife?
Are you a widow? If so, you probably drove your poor husband into an early grave
due largely because of the way you behave.
Are you a child who hasn't yet fully matured?
Well then grow up, or the rest of your life will be miserable for sure.
I love you Sylvia, you're great inspiration for me
and you never fail to leave me laughing hysterically.
If only you could stop living your life so maliciously,
you may wake up one day and discover that you're truly happy,
until then, continue living your life so miserably,
but please also continue to send your foul comments to me.
I'll never block you. That would be self defeating for me,
because you are so much more entertaining than anything I've seen on TV.
I enjoy a good pissing contest but it's so obvious to me
that you're an amatuer. Give it up. You'll never beat me.

Dedicated to
One Sad Miserable Fool.

...and the war did continue
between me and Sylvia, aka MS Drew.

To MS Drew
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Date: 5/21/2010 3:54:00 PM
ouch, i feel bad for this girl. who was she anyway? im just curious, because i've looked around and all of a sudden i see numerous names of slyvia, this miserable woman.and i've even read her poems. really it seems that she is miserable, so much that she was too weak for it, letting her anger and sadness overcome her, she brought herself even lower by taking it out on others. to be honest, this makes me sad, more than wanting to snap back at her too, it's quite sad.. -Always&Forever Lynette
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Date: 3/23/2010 6:49:00 AM
Have u ever tried some slam . U sure are good at it . I would never want 2 step on your shoe. Enjoyed..By th way u just made her rudeness known 2 all.
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Date: 3/21/2010 11:26:00 AM
I guess Sylvia got tired of people getting back at her. All posts on all her poems have been deleted. Hmm... truth hurt, Sylvia? All I can say is that I hope you have learned a lesson. DON'T BE RUDE! Assault people, and it will come back- I promise that. If you are incapable of being rude, then write nothing...actually, it really doesn't matter much anymore, as your true personality has been revealed to everyone. Not a single person will ever take you seriously. Not ever again.
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Date: 3/21/2010 11:10:00 AM
My sailor friends once told me they loved to go to Australia because the ration of women to men is 7 to 1. 7 women to every 1 man. This explains a lot about her total crap personality, and possible obsession for you, Bill. Plainly and simply- she can't get any. No wonder Sylvia is always pissed off...nature is not nurturing her. Sylvia, perhaps you should move to Alaska where the ratio of men to women is reverse. You will definitely find some there... you poor thing.
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Date: 3/21/2010 1:51:00 AM
To Sylvia - I know that you're in love with me you little tart, but sorry, Im not in love with you. Now go and mend your broken heart. Best Wishes Always, Bill
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Date: 3/21/2010 1:22:00 AM
I could take a thousand blue pills, if I needed to, but I could never get aroused with the likes of you. (a noble effort Sylvia my dear sweet friend, but sorry, no score. Try Again) Best Wishes Always, Bill
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Date: 3/20/2010 9:33:00 PM
Awesome and Amazing Bill.. a great retort to a pesky poet and this is a gem of a write.. hope the subject is mature enough to absorb your lines .. perfection Bill..thankxx... it can also be a useful poem.. just by changing the current name to another annoyance if it ever occurs.. luv.. "Sweetheart"
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Date: 3/20/2010 8:30:00 PM
OH, boy, William, you sure do enjoy a pissing contest!
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Date: 3/19/2010 7:56:00 AM
Gee Bill, think she is beginning to learn a lesson....YET? Bullies suck, Sylvia. To a person who writes, words mean a lot. Even words from an unknown (idiot) somewhere out there in the world. It's not what you say but how you say it. Perhaps try some constructive criticism instead of harsh words and you may get a lot farther.
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Date: 3/19/2010 7:51:00 AM
Sorry, sorry... gotta intervene here. Judgment for William Cleator- you have pissed further than Sylvia. Sorry old girl, old girl. Try again.
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Date: 3/19/2010 5:50:00 AM
To Sylvia - I'm not the brightest guy in the world, that's true, but I'm most definetly more intelligent than you. Best Wishes Always, Bill (your turn sweetie)
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Date: 3/19/2010 3:08:00 AM
She misspelled Thanks (Wanks) in her below comment to me. She should really stop revealing to all her stupidity. lol!
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